I think this is the kind of intellect we need to lead us to the bottom of the rabbit hole: somebody who can ramble through a story about aliens, physics, time, space and the way all of these somehow contribute to a sweet, perfect memory of falling in love.
![Aliens, Spacetime, Falling in Love: John Hodgman explains it all for you.](https://www.ttbrown.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/Hodgman_600.jpg)